How would yours look?

Age: Career
0-2: Small space occupier or climber
2-4: Tractor driver and Wheel designer
5: Astronaut OR tractor driver OR scaffolder
5.5: Scaffolder
6: Electrician
6.5: Electronic engineer or scientist specialising in crystal growth
7: Acrobat/gymnast or magician
8: Acrobat ( circus ) OR Rally car driver OR magician
8.5 Scientist and specifically creator of time machine a-la Back To The Future or shrinking machine a-la Honey I Shrunk the Kids
9: Athlete ( sprinter and long jumper ) OR Skiier AND international spy a-la James Bond in The Spy Who Loved Me
10: Circus performer ( juggling / unicycling etc )
11: Circus performer ( same as above plus acrobatics )
10-12: Actor ( or dancer )
12: Pilot ( Top Gun influenced )
13: Pilot or guitarist or snowboard instructor
14: Advertising designer OR rockstar of some sort OR carpenter
15: Carpenter / architect / Advertising designer OR music magazine designer OR café/bar owner
16: Photographer of the art variety
17: Record sleeve designer / music jornalist or something
18: Magazine / record sleeve designer
19: Ski or snowboard holiday creator
20: Music video director
21: Motion graphic designer
22: Interaction designer and programmer
23: Web entrepreneur AND professional traveler
24: No f**king idea
24 – 26: Some job that involves traveling or music ( secretly: estate agent )
28 – 30: Tea company owner / Tea plantation inspector / tea buyer / Working in gigs and tickets industry / Massage place / Café/Bar/club owner
31 – 35: UX Designer / Carpenter / Travelers hostel owner / Psychologist / Therapist / Something crazy like a spy
35 – 40: UX Copywriter / Writer of travel tales and quasi philosophy / Plumber / Carpenter / Interior design consultant
40 to now: Eco home builder / House renovator / writer / Insulation expert / building inspector
What a trip.
What a confused / Interesting person… who am I?
Who are you?